Saturday, December 17, 2005

sitcoms

"Sitcoms have been my schooling in many areas. For example, it was in this specific pop-culture medium that I discovered the following life lessons:

- Neighbors eavesdrop on all conversations.
- Life is performed live in front of a studio audience.
- Parents out-of-town equals crazy party.
- All problems resolve in exactly twenty-two minutes.
- A conk to the head causes amnesia.
- A second conk to the head cures amnesia."

excerpt from Flashbang by Mark Steele

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