
Willy Wonka: "Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!"
Mike Teavee: "Who wants a beard?"
Willy Wonka: "Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"
Willy Wonka: "Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I'm *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Willy Wonka: "The best kind of prize is a *sur*prise!"
Willy Wonka [to Mike Teavee]: "Uh, you really shouldn't mumble, because I can't understand a word you're saying."
Willy Wonka [to Mike Teavee]: "Once again, you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's really starting to bum me out!"
Willy Wonka [to Mike Teavee]: "Mumbler! Seriously, I cannot understand a word you're saying!"
2 comments:
Jenny, you are the first friend whose blog I have ever visited without them showing me themselves, and the only friend I have ever replied to on a blog. You have this honor because you are special and worth pursuing, and I miss you. I just wanted to let you know that the quotes you picked out of Willy Wonka are hilarious--Wonka is so weird and creeps me out a little. : )
So that's all. Hope everything is well and good! -Jill
Dear Anonymous Stalker,
I thank you for the beautiful words in your post. I love hearing that I am pretty and that I am loved. I'm sorry you cannot read, but I was wondering if maybe you could give me a hint at who you are. When I tried to visit your blog, it told me it could not be found. Please help me to love you.
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